Why P.G. Wodehouse Is The Funniest Author In The English Language
December 11, 2017
No wonder then that the magazine Punch noted: “To criticize Wodehouse is like taking a spade to a soufflé.”
The eponymous Uncle Dynamite in the book is the notorious Lord Frederick Altamont Cornwallis Twistleton, 5th Earl of Ickenham, beloved by most, and feared by some. While his intentions are good (“Help is a thing I am always glad to be of.”), he unwittingly creates chaos wherever he goes. However, he is, without doubt, one of the most endearing characters in literature.
- Sir Aylmer Bostock – chairman of the local bench of magistrates, natural protector of constables who faces the dregs of the underworld. His ‘mental attitude, even under the most favourable conditions, resembles that of a trapped cinnamon bear’.
Which author is able to think of a cinnamon bear of all animals to liken it to a character in his book? By saying ‘under favourable conditions, one can imagine that in unfavourable ones, the mental attitude would be that of a grizzly!
- Hermione Bostock – Sir Aylmer’s daughter who frequently ‘did something odd with her teeth which may have been that “grinding” we read about. Another endearing quality she had was the ability, when angered, to ‘shoot little jets of flame from her nostrils’.
The words create such a vivid picture – this slip of a girl transforms into a dragon, but retains the delicacy of her breed, as she only shoots little jets of flames.
In one scene, Constable Harold Potter (who ‘generally pauses by the pond when on my beat, spitting and thinking’) reports his suspicion to Sir Bostock – “He stepped forward, a glazed look coming into his eyes, the look they always assumed when he was giving evidence in court. His gaze was directed some two feet above Sir Aylmer’s head, seemingly addressed to a bodiless spirit hovering over the scene”.
Not only does the reader conjure up the scene in his head, he also realises that the reason for Potter to look above Aylmer’s head is that he wishes no eye contact. Lines like these, besides being entertaining, give us a glimpse into the psyche of the character and develop it in a subtle, nuanced way.
In such simple language and brief passages does his brilliance continue to reveal itself. Not only are they funny, but they also make the reader feel he knows the characters personally and sympathise with them. The words ‘suddenly becoming chatty’ help us understand that even can forget the traditional hierarchy and ‘abandon’ protocol. In every character created by Wodehouse, there are a few acts or words that reveal the essential humanity of the author.
To further illustrate Wodehouse’s mastery of humour, I present yet another scene. An essential prop in the scene is a duck pond opposite the front door of the manor. Here, Potter has been pushed into the duck pond and comes to seek solace from his protector. Unknown to him, “his superior’s soul was a bubbling maelstrom of black malignity and that he was far more likely to bite a policeman in the leg than to listen to his tales of woe”. Which picture is worth these few words, let alone a thousand?
“It’s with ref. to this aggravated assault, sir.”
“What aggravated assault?”
“The one I’m telling you about, sir. I was assaulted by the duck pond.”
The suspicion that the speaker had been drinking grew in Sir Aylmer’s mind. “By the duck pond?”, he echoed, his eyes widening.
“How the devil can you be assaulted by a duck pond?”
Constable Potter realised where the misunderstanding had arisen. The English language is full of these pitfalls, and Wodehouse makes the most of them. “When I said, ‘by the duck pond’, I didn’t mean ‘by the duck pond’, I meant ‘by the duck pond’. That is to say,” proceeded Constable Potter, speaking just in time, ” ‘near’, or ‘adjacent to’, in fact ‘on the edge of.’ I was the victim of an aggravated assault on the edge of the duck pond. Somebody pushed me in.”
A simple display by the author of his encyclopaedic knowledge of a thesaurus (how’s that for copying the master?) while illustrating the follies of the English language. Wodehouse once again displays his skill at writing humour, by showing us readers that even a commonplace word like ‘by’ can be grossly misunderstood and elicit side-splitting laughter when used intelligently.
I read my first Wodehouse when I was a young man, and now, many years later, I still cannot resist the temptation to read, re-read and quote him whenever possible. Wodehouse stands far ahead of any other comedic author because of his prodigious skill in using simple words to create hilarious situations and leaves his readers wondering if they will ever come across as wonderful an author as him ever again.
When not running his pharmaceutical company, Abhay spends time taking photographs, playing with his granddaughters, reading books with varied subjects, or debating life, business, and philosophy, all in one breath.